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Ashley Theis |
27 May 1989
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PWL was recently contacted by Ashley's wonderful e-lawyer mother, Erin Eckerberg. She writes:
"I thought I would let you know that your information, while properly referenced, is completely incorrect and slanderous on your page http://whitepiar.ru/wiki/Ash_Hollywood"
Now, as suspected, since she raised a whore, Erin isn't the smartest bulb in the bunch. For example, she confuses slander with libel. She also apparently confuses libel with the truth since her daughter is, in fact, a whore and a prostitute -- most likely because of the way the dumb bitch raised her in the first place.
To add to this, let's look at her . She starts with this:
"I am graduate of The Minneapolis School of Massage and Bodywork"
Ah, such a command of the English language. Way to impress one's potential employer. Then again, does one need to speak proper English if your profession is known for its happy endings?
Not surprisingly, Ashley's mother has been in a string of unhappy failed relationships. She has, in fact, been married thrice, first to Ashley's alleged father, Terry Lee Theis, who may or may not have been driven to an early grave by Erin. Next was James Rehbein, the alleged father of Ashley's brother, and finally Christopher Vanderlinde. Since she goes by her maiden name, one can only assume the third marriage failed, too. Yet she still wonders how she raised a whore (oh, sorry ... an "adult performer").
To Ashley's credit she does keep herself quite slim and would be attractive if it wasn't for the fact she's been penetrated in every hole in her body. Not to mention spanked, tied up, spit upon and generally humiliated in every possible way. It's hit and miss with genetics: while she might have inherited her mother's low intelligence and poor decision-making abilities, she did not, in fact, inherit her weight -- yet. Like many Midwest trailer trash girls, Erin apparently aspired to get knocked up by the first boy who pounded her fat ass behind the local Piggly Wiggly.
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- Ralph Eckerberg
- James Rehbein
- Terry Eckerberg
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Pretty commonly, must of us girls smoke weed. We all have our vices, at least smoking weed calms us down.
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Ash Hollywood 10 Things To Know When Dating A Porn Star
10 Things To Know When Dating A Porn Star
By Ash Hollywood 4 MARCH 2014
Say you’re lucky enough to date a porn star. Well, I wouldn’t always call it lucky, but I would say you’re in for quite a ride. It won’t be easy, although I can promise its going to be interesting. Here are ten little tips and things you should watch out for. If you’re trying to land a porn star, some of these may help you as well.
Don’t be jealous – Its pointless in any relationship really, although when dating a porn star in particular, we’re highly desired people and our co-workers and fans feel pretty open about touching us with all of the sexual fantasies flying through their head.
Be prepared for even more jealousy – Like I mentioned before, people are very touchy feely with us. Also, we’re pretty sexually free and flirtatious as well. I love girls and can’t keep my hands off them so jealousy doesn’t really fly there.
If you can last more than one fuck, you’re doing something right – Sex is our job, so if you happen to be someone lucky enough to fuck a porn star and she comes back for more… well then Sir you’ve done your job in bed.
We’re still girls – And porn stars at that so you can guarantee we’re crazy
Do the little things for her – Don’t worry about flowers and gifts… we get enough of those things. Be the man she needs you to be and help her around the house. Give back the way admirers can’t.
Don’t feel emasculated – We’re pretty independent and will probably pay for most of our things…including dinner. Don’t be offended…just spoil us next time.
We have a high sex drive – If we really like you, we’re probably going to fuck you until you want to die. Keep water next to the bed and have some delivery on speed dial.
You must be 420 friendly – Pretty commonly, must of us girls smoke weed. We all have our vices, at least smoking weed calms us down.
Don’t try too hard – I know if you’ve watched porn you probably think “hey, a girl at home would like this!” WRONG! Trade secret is that some things that are visually striking don’t always translate to real life sex. Make love to your porn star girlfriend. We don’t get it often and the deeper sexual connection the more you’ll get into her heart and not just her pussy.
Be you – Porn stars get to know people intimately pretty fast. Daily people confess their deepest fantasies and secrets to me, and a lot of them over exaggerate to impress me. Its obvious. Just remember, even though she maybe famous she’s still a regular person and probably more honest and down to earth than you’d expect. Return the same and you’ll have a swimming relationship.