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with Spiegler Girl Kristina Rose
Jonathon R Schaffer |
28 November 1968
|No. of adult films||6|
"This fucking loser thinks he is a celebrity... he is an absolute asshole of the worst kind. He runs around the porn conventions like he is a rock star. Last I heard he lives in phoenix az and worked in a krogers grocery store? I stopped this shit head at a porn convention one time, because I recognized him from his ADT pictures, and he thought he was so fucking cool. I wanted to bitch slap this prick on the spot." - Porn Wiki Leaks forum - 12-23-2010
"Can we get links to examples of boner trying to be a big shot or order posters around on ADT. This will help stir up anti-boner rage for a mega-loser that doesn't know his place. He thinks of himself as a 5 star general at ADT because he's been a member since 2000. Yeah, that's right. For 11 years his biggest activity has been posting on a porn forum. He's probably mad that he had to pay to have his "Bono" "ADT Moderator" t-shirt printed up himself for the convention. They at least could have presented him with a t-shirt as a gift for all his his service. Afterall, he's a general!"
Victim of Bullying At AVN Convention
"Just hip checked this fat ass (Boner) at the Bellagio and knocked him to the ground. Then backed his fat ass into a corner and poked at his chest and told him how sick we all are of his big shot act and that he is nothing but a pathetic little fan boi. Then I swatted his hat off his head to reveal some bad transplant work. He scrambled to get the hat back on and when he turned his back and bent over to pick it up I kicked him in the ass and he fell to the ground while onlookers chuckled at the poor fat ass. Then I walked away. I'll be watching this fuck all weekend and the bullying will continue"
Bono-ONE's correspondence with Porn Whores suggests that he thinks he is hot shit and that he is a porn "insider." Also that he is buddies with these whores.
"Here he reveals his delusion that a porn whore wants to see him":
Enjoy making cookies! Merry Christmas Kristina and see you soon.
"He thinks Andy San Dimas wants to spend time with his ugly face":
That's great 2 read Andy! See you soon and let's have a blast in Vegas, I am sure you will!
"Had tio "gear up" for the AVNs with vaseline and kleenex":
Well enjoy chillin! I'm doing the same myself, no work tomorrow! But lots of porn watching gearing up 4the AVN awards!!
"Doesn't say he wants to fuck Andy san Dinas. Says he wants to watch her bf do it":
And I should be over there watching the two of you.. oh wait did I just twit that out loud!
"Pretends Spiegler could afford a helicopter to kiss some ass":
I think Spiegler should invest in a helicopter and fly you girls around the Valley!!
Thinks Bree Olson wants to "catch up" with him:
Hey there Miss Olson. Miss ya, it's been to long since I've had a chance to see ya. Looking forward to Vegas and let's catch up!
"Acts like he kknows everyone in the business to a newe porn whore":
Wow you look like someone I know !RU new to the biz
Unhealthy Fat Ass
Bono-ONE has made multiple tweets about his visits to Boston Market to stuff his face. "Had Boston Market the other day, good food!"
Bono-ONE has stated on his Twitter feed that he often orders pizzas online from Dominos as well as Papa John's. "Ordered a pizza from Dominos and it has a box showing from the time it's prepared 2 when it leaves. Jesus is making my pizza!!!" "Watching a little football while waiting on Papa John's to bring me The Works!"
When he is not stuffing his face full of pizza or chicken dinners, Bono-ONE can be found shoving hero sandwiches with nitrate rich cold cuts down his gullet. "Had subway yesterday, I'm easy going with the Cold Cut on white bread."
In keeping with his unhealthy diet, Bono-ONE also eats steaks from chain restaurants such as Denny's. "I had Denny's the other day but I had the T-Bone, not a bad steak."
Bono-ONE's diet, lifestyle and age put him at risk for developing colon cancer in the near future. Bono-ONE lives off of red meat and his diet is low in fresh fruit, vegetables, poultry and fish. He is also physically inactive. He is also exposed to second hand smoke from hanging around porn whores that smoke. Smokers are more likely to die of colorectal cancer than nonsmokers.
Bono-ONE uses the Super Shuttle for his trips to the airport and has a steady stream of pizza deliveries coming to his house because he has no car. This is most likely the reason he frequents the same restaurant chains - because they are walking distance from his apartment. This makes him even more pitiful than Monica Foster, who, despite being on welfare, has a car. "If it helps, he tweeted once that he didn't have a car (don't know if it was temporary or permanent condition, though if permanent it would explain why so much delivery food), so you can add that to his list of accomplishments." - Porn Wiki Leaks forum - 01-17-2011.
40+ Year Old Wresting Fan
"I caught some of that too, though I didn't get the part about Cena as I'm not a regular viewer so has he turned heel or something? Anyway The Rock kicked ass and does put most of if not all of the current guys to shame on the mike. I miss Stone Cold too, he was another one that could just work it and deliver a promo perfectly. I missed Lawler screaming out Cheap Pop!!"
40 Year Old Virgin
In 2001, when Schaeffer was 32 years old, he admitted on the porn forum that he moderates, that he was 32 years old and a virgin. As of this wiki update, there has been no confirmation that Schaeffer has lost his virginity and we will assume he is now a 45 year old virgin, as of early 2014.
Goes Private on Twitter
When Bono-ONE got wind of the fact that his pathetic tweets about stuffing his fat face with cold cuts, turkey dinners and pizzas (Along with many other tweets about his pitiful life) were being made public on the Porn Wiki Leaks forum, he went private on Twitter.
Goes Private on YouTube
At some point, Bono-ONE decided to go private on YouTube as well. When trying to reach his YouTube page it is redirected to the YouTube homepage with the message: "This channel is not available."
Right Hand Man
"Morbid Thoughts," tech savvy Asian computer nerd, is seen with Bono-ONE in public at all times. He is believed to have been ordered by Bono-ONE to attack the Porn Wiki Leaks forum after this wiki was created. The attacks were unsuccessful and Porn Wiki Leaks continues to be the must see porn forum on the web. It is believed that whenever Bono-ONE is discussed on the PWL forum in a derogatory way, that Morbid defends his sidekick under the cowardly 'Unregistered' moniker. This happens quite often since Bono is a very popular topic on the forum due to his unorthodox lifestyle.
Pornography Reviewer career
Shills for the porn studios. Has never given anything less than 4*. The trade off is that he gets press credentials to the porn conventions and gets attention from hookers and their pimps. Has probably never written a genuine review in his life and his reviews should never be trusted.
"I studied under the Grand Master Rog up high in the Porn Valley Mountains. I have nightmares thinking of those long hours of "watching" porn, it was rigourous and I started out writing left handed but by the time I had completed my reviewer training I had become right handed. This isn't for the faint of heart and you should only enlist if your "heart" is strong." - Bono-ONE, 2006.
- Self professed "Porn reviewer to the Stars."
- As of early 2014, Bono-ONE has written 2,731 reviews.
- Masturbates while reviewing XXX movies.
- Has supposedly written reviews for 5 gay films. These reviews remain elusive but his reviews of Transsexual porn are easy to find.
- Blew a load all over his TV screen during a review and tweeted about it: Just finished watching and I had to wipe down my tv screen
Behavior at Porn conventions
"He's going around with a t-shirt that says "ADT Moderator Bono" on it. Not kidding." - Porn Wiki Leaks forum, 01-06-2011.
Bono One posted two videos on Youtube in 2009 that shows him in Mark Spiegler's limousine, in Las Vegas with several of the Spiegler Girls. The videos were posted on January 13, 2009. There is no word how Bono obtained access to the inside of the limo but there is a strong possibility that he is a shill for Spiegler's girls and only gives their movies 5 star reviews. As of February 24, 2011, Bono-ONE removed the videos from YouTube after getting word of this wiki.
Mostly stays in his apartment, watching TV shows on Netflix and "reviewing" porn while masturbating and eating pizza, but he will occasionally go out into the community in Scottsdale area to catch an 80's band in concert.
In the weeks leading up to the AVN show in Las Vegas, will tweet obsessively to his porn star "friends," telling them "See you in Vegas." This is without a doubt, the highlight of 's year. The rest of the year is all downhill after this.